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blonde, blue eyed, do you want my likes and dislikes? Just Kidding. I'll fill this out at some time when I know exactly how to describe myself..which might be by someone else, post-mortum, only because I don't think I could sum myself up entirely, because people in general change everyday and can never make up their minds and if they are adamant about something? Well then they're not open to new ideas, research,and realizations. Everyday something happens that makes us different the next day than what we were the day before. That's life.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

WARNING: The Following Is Abrasive And May Scratch Surfaces

Tweet's To Kill Yourself By Laughter To
half and half and half = A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee.

tanorexia = A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough. AKA an Oompa Loompa

nomonym = When you eat something and it tastes exactly like something else.

Dweet = tweeting while intoxicated. Otherwise know as drunken tweeting.

Vatican Roulette = Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Social Terrorism = When someone you know comes to visit unexpectedly and inconveniently, often staying for a long time.

Masturdating = Going out for an evening by yourself. IE: dinner at a restaurant, a movie, mini-golf, etc.

Alltheist = A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one.

It'll make a terd = A phrase used when a meal or dinner you just had was less than desirable.

food baby = When you eat so much at one sitting you look pregnant.

heteroflexible = Being straight by nature but going gay when it seems like the best option at the time.

What the actual fuck? = Expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation

1 comment:

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